jordan, 20, OR.interests include big dogs, small bunnies, and all other animals.Tumblr (3.0; @jorday)http://jorday.tumblr.com/<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://methlabrador.tumblr.com/post/34381069610">methlabrador</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>whats the meaning of life? son, its those little tiny pumpkins. the ones that are mad small.  you know the ones i mean. </p> </blockquote>http://jorday.tumblr.com/post/50929148003http://jorday.tumblr.com/post/50929148003Mon, 20 May 2013 13:15:54 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m99xgxcQnp1qb75qco1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m99xgxcQnp1qb75qco2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m99xgxcQnp1qb75qco3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m99xgxcQnp1qb75qco4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m99xgxcQnp1qb75qco5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m99xgxcQnp1qb75qco6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://christinefriar.com/post/50681388098/no-one-will-ever-be-as-bone-marrow-level-funny-to">christinefriar</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>No one will ever be as bone marrow-level funny to me as Maya Rudolph.</p> </blockquote>http://jorday.tumblr.com/post/50689707290http://jorday.tumblr.com/post/50689707290Fri, 17 May 2013 17:36:01 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6e7ab172d36ed518dfaee64985aa50ef/tumblr_mk4jkeqHdx1qav9llo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ea439543a9ffa00ad529e5fb5d35b3b3/tumblr_mk4jkeqHdx1qav9llo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/47f6d51ba409bb3e5e3d5412775f6331/tumblr_mk4jkeqHdx1qav9llo3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b7a3d2d8ea5d415e4886846f1f28eea5/tumblr_mk4jkeqHdx1qav9llo4_500.png"/><br/> <br/>http://jorday.tumblr.com/post/50326152300http://jorday.tumblr.com/post/50326152300Sun, 12 May 2013 23:08:49 -0700<iframe src="//www.tumblr.com/video/jorday/50325448109/400" id="tumblr_video_iframe_50325448109" class="tumblr_video_iframe" width="400" height="225" style="display:block;background-color:transparent;overflow:hidden;" allowTransparency="true" frameborder="0" scrolling="no" webkitAllowFullScreen mozallowfullscreen allowFullScreen></iframe><br/><br/><blockquote> <p><small>First trailer for <strong>Arrested Development</strong> - Season 4!</small></p> </blockquote>http://jorday.tumblr.com/post/50325448109http://jorday.tumblr.com/post/50325448109Sun, 12 May 2013 22:52:54 -0700snort laughing<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c13dab824f5150df3d488883035cae9c/tumblr_mmk9454WwY1qcqjd5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://carrie-nations.tumblr.com/post/50060049696/as-if-i-could-underpass-mural-as-if-i-could">carrie-nations</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>As if I could, underpass mural. As if I could.</p> </blockquote>http://jorday.tumblr.com/post/50061093069http://jorday.tumblr.com/post/50061093069Thu, 09 May 2013 19:32:07 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8f767d60266ada5a199779a24d721489/tumblr_mld5maGAWO1qzvz1io1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a672848c5a4732ad91735a44180f02d4/tumblr_mld5maGAWO1qzvz1io2_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c7ecde94c1c1cb156e8940624e5c8771/tumblr_mld5maGAWO1qzvz1io3_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/31e10ed6d0521bd9d7f68dc0b7f5f330/tumblr_mld5maGAWO1qzvz1io4_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/06b3e0f1a3bbe36dd9f9db75d54c7a6c/tumblr_mld5maGAWO1qzvz1io5_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8306ff5a74a0dde90d8e90311b39532e/tumblr_mld5maGAWO1qzvz1io6_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://theparadoxgina.tumblr.com/post/48139222522/chow-puppy-cant-get-out-of-bowl-x">theparadoxgina</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><small>Chow Puppy Can’t Get Out of Bowl [<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgLGk8Ssgsg">x</a>]</small></p> </blockquote>http://jorday.tumblr.com/post/49652497150http://jorday.tumblr.com/post/49652497150Sat, 04 May 2013 21:09:37 -0700ohhhhhhhhhhhhhlil buddythe YA section of any given bookstore: NORMAL GIRL JUST LIKE ANY OTHER COME IN CONTACT WITH DARK MAGIC. MUST PROTECT/RESCUE/LEAVE FAMILY. SUDDENLY, A BOY IS HERE. HOT BOY. KISS HOT BOY. GIRL IS SASSY NOW. EVERYTHING CHANGE. SAVE WORLD. http://jorday.tumblr.com/post/48364381198http://jorday.tumblr.com/post/48364381198Fri, 19 Apr 2013 09:51:53 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f8f7b5a97afe48797dd38fadd0bc5f4f/tumblr_ml11k5K2aa1rxvkrmo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://zazzle-poetry.tumblr.com/post/47758455596/buy-here">zazzle-poetry</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.zazzle.com/humans_are_the_worst_animal-235627086911986424?rf=238647436331152933">buy here</a></p> </blockquote>http://jorday.tumblr.com/post/47760172859http://jorday.tumblr.com/post/47760172859Thu, 11 Apr 2013 21:27:49 -0700i sense a drunk purchase in the near future<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5b139463ada8d1b7da8f7eef10941dc2/tumblr_mkrb0cHdlq1rjr6zho2_250.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f12e88cb79bc986f1f8b95edf2a94f26/tumblr_mkrb0cHdlq1rjr6zho1_250.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0c33b5cd49834c78b6bc045355944b85/tumblr_mkrb0cHdlq1rjr6zho5_250.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8c162691fa8a3f1c160f91b7a9c7f5d6/tumblr_mkrb0cHdlq1rjr6zho3_250.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8862750328b3495895a2a74e82381c62/tumblr_mkrb0cHdlq1rjr6zho4_250.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c6ba289594cda7523966aa1ed0e1d320/tumblr_mkrb0cHdlq1rjr6zho7_r1_250.png"/><br/> <br/>http://jorday.tumblr.com/post/47331999479http://jorday.tumblr.com/post/47331999479Sat, 06 Apr 2013 20:02:14 -0700angel<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/15c70192d85d99d8d0bc538800d84adf/tumblr_mkgk9htXXn1reshfuo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://princesschikadee.tumblr.com/post/46650136634/blorp">princesschikadee</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>blorp</p> </blockquote>http://jorday.tumblr.com/post/47170952835http://jorday.tumblr.com/post/47170952835Thu, 04 Apr 2013 21:52:44 -0700really important<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://elesheva.tumblr.com/post/47107001474/sext-u-show-up-at-my-office-no-one-else-is">elesheva</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>sext: u show up at my office. no one else is around. u hand me a cup of coffee and walk away without ever speaking to me.</p> </blockquote>http://jorday.tumblr.com/post/47114728952http://jorday.tumblr.com/post/47114728952Thu, 04 Apr 2013 09:29:28 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/51584ab891006f3ecc8662a347920a30/tumblr_mkngpalP5g1qaldqfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://www.findingvegan.com/post/46971208593/the-pb-j-club">findvegan</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://kblog.lunchboxbunch.com/2013/04/the-pb-club-sandwich.html">The PB&J Club!</a></p> </blockquote>http://jorday.tumblr.com/post/46972366693http://jorday.tumblr.com/post/46972366693Tue, 02 Apr 2013 16:03:47 -0700this is it folks<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/100decee3e3a09255a38fc45ef1a684d/tumblr_mkid4lDLut1rxvkrmo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://zazzle-poetry.tumblr.com/post/46915573531/buy-here">zazzle-poetry</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.zazzle.com/ravioli_ravioli-235603193211753640?rf=238647436331152933">buy here</a></p> </blockquote>http://jorday.tumblr.com/post/46918309694http://jorday.tumblr.com/post/46918309694Mon, 01 Apr 2013 22:49:54 -0700bless<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/85e0bf3b49a3fb8e2bf3881aa879bbd4/tumblr_meswjeVwac1rx0zn3o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://jorday.tumblr.com/post/46727812698http://jorday.tumblr.com/post/46727812698Sat, 30 Mar 2013 20:16:59 -0700im gonna cry<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0cb667f0a1ac21dc7a69d8e5ae237aac/tumblr_mj88w3eDVn1qfkugzo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/868099fe99c34f52d12ff420f2091306/tumblr_mj88w3eDVn1qfkugzo2_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lessadjectivesmoreverbs.tumblr.com/post/44870344712/ad-reinhardt-how-to-look-at-art-arts">lessadjectivesmoreverbs</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><em>Ad Reinhardt, How to Look at Art, Arts & Architecture, January 1947</em></p> <p>(via <a href="http://stoppingoffplace.blogspot.com/2013/02/ad-reinhardt-how-to-look.html">stoppingoffplace</a>)</p> </blockquote>http://jorday.tumblr.com/post/46604584091http://jorday.tumblr.com/post/46604584091Fri, 29 Mar 2013 10:16:15 -0700<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://reallyreallyreallytrying.tumblr.com/post/46407145731/mystic-bullshitt-reallyreallyreallytrying">reallyreallyreallytrying</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mystic-bullshitt.tumblr.com/post/46406957859/reallyreallyreallytrying-people-say-dolphins">mystic-bullshitt</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://reallyreallyreallytrying.tumblr.com/post/46403378277/people-say-dolphins-are-smart-but-there-not-smart">reallyreallyreallytrying</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>people say dolphins are smart but there not smart enough to not be Shity grey rubber tubes flappin about in the gotdamn ocean</p> </blockquote> <p>*they’re</p> </blockquote> <p>congratulations! you are the piss lord of shit mountain. thank u for hefting turds down the mountainside so that we, the proles, may feast on your bounteous craps</p> </blockquote>http://jorday.tumblr.com/post/46435852382http://jorday.tumblr.com/post/46435852382Wed, 27 Mar 2013 11:39:53 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/549a34b4208e8513948be6b6c7833633/tumblr_mj8jn48Xcz1qgbtr6o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://chloemcg.tumblr.com/post/44699609975/ignition-a-lop-eared-rabbit-serenading-another">chloemcg</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>IGNITION</p> <p>A lop-eared rabbit serenading another rabbit with an R Kelly classic</p> </blockquote>http://jorday.tumblr.com/post/45449372271http://jorday.tumblr.com/post/45449372271Fri, 15 Mar 2013 15:40:59 -0700screaming<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/21a1e7cdde98121afca4ddca33894aef/tumblr_mjo6p5DRRv1qznmlwo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>portrait of a 20 year old wearing the shirt of a 10 year old with the hands of a 40 year old (man)</p>http://jorday.tumblr.com/post/45368774079http://jorday.tumblr.com/post/45368774079Thu, 14 Mar 2013 14:36:41 -0700is that the new iphone mini prototype or are my hands just really that big<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6d2cc8f20eeba607b2e2aa22393a90e9/tumblr_mjil36I1j41qksquzo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9d599497760bf69ebd44bb73848ac5e3/tumblr_mjil36I1j41qksquzo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://butthorn.tumblr.com/post/45132953853/i-love-running-and-i-am-terrible-at-it">butthorn</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I love running and I am terrible at it</p> </blockquote>http://jorday.tumblr.com/post/45133455235http://jorday.tumblr.com/post/45133455235Mon, 11 Mar 2013 14:09:16 -0700actually mei just pretend i need to stretch<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8d8a21641873180a2af0bef9f1bd4860/tumblr_mji1ov5aKT1qewacoo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://jorday.tumblr.com/post/45114402547http://jorday.tumblr.com/post/45114402547Mon, 11 Mar 2013 09:12:17 -0700stop that right now